LANGUAGE TIME: LESSON 1

THANKS TO CHRISTMAS, I CAN NOW TEACH EVERYONE SOME VITAL/WEIRD AND SPECIFIC ICELANDIC WORDS.  THIS WILL BE AN ONGOING SERIES BASED FROM THE BOOK "INCREDIBLE WEIRD AND SPECIFIC ICELANDIC WORDS" BY HLYNUR MAGNUSSON (WITH WHOM WE SPENT CHRISTMAS WITH).

LESSON 1:

Flórgoði (flur' go thee) or something like that

DIRECT TRANSLATION:

SHIT LORD, DUNG LORD, LORD OF THE SHIT

IN DESPERATE TIMES SOME FARMERS PUT A STOOL ON THE DUNG STAINED FLOOR OF A COWSHED, RIGHT BEHIND THE COW.  THEN STANDING ON IT HE LIFTS THE TAIL TO REACH THE BACKSIDE OF THE COW FOR MAXIMUM SEXUAL STIMULATION.

Flórgoði IS ALSO TYPE OF BIRD.

CALLING ALL EARS

I AM CONSIDERING DOING A WEEKLY PODCAST TO CORRESPOND WITH THIS BLOG.  IT WILL BE CALLED ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

• EVERYTHING IMPORTANT THAT I CAN COME UP WITH

• SOME JUNK ABOUT UNICORNS AND MAYBE SOMETHING ABOUT GOATS AS WELL

• PIE IS THE BEST

• STOP HITTING ME WITH CARS

• A FULL HOUR OF LISTS

OR

• I HELPED BRING DOWN THE WORLD ECONOMY - THE BORED EXPLOITS OF AN OUTTA WORK EX-GRAD STUDENT.

VOTE TODAY AND THE WINNER WILL GET TALKED ABOUT UNTIL I AM OLD AND DEAD.