BUTT-O-METER

LAVA ROCKS MAKE ICELANDERS STRENGTH DOUBLE. IT'S LIKE SPINACH TO A WEREWOLF.

I HAVE DECIDED THIS DAY, THANKSGIVING 2008, THAT IF KILLED BY AN ANIMAL, IT SHOULD BE AN EAGLE.

ALSO, SHARKS PEE INSIDE THEIR BODIES.

HAPPINESS IS A HORSE NAMED JIMMY

HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT OBAMA SHOULD INCLUDE IN THIS CHANGE THING HE'S BRINGING:

1. THE METRIC SYSTEM
2. MAYBE SOME SNOW IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ON CHRISTMAS DAY
3. HE SHOULD FINISH MY THESIS FOR ME
4. A SECRET NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK
5. A BRAND NEW SUPER CONTINENT THAT NO ONE KNEW ABOUT UNTIL NOW. IT CAN BE CALLED OBAMANIA, SINCE HE'S THE ONE THAT PULLS THE SHEET OFF OF THE CONTINENT DURING THE BIG UNVEILING. IT'S OKAY TOO IF THE SUPER CONTINENT IS JUST JERASSIC PARK ISLAND GIVEN AN EXTREME MAKEOVER, AS LONG AS HE HAS THE T-REX'S ON OUR SIDE. PLUS, DURING THE UNVEILING: "THE FINAL COUNTOWN" BY EUROPE WILL PLAY FIRST.

A WHOLE NEW WORLD

I HAVE A NEW FEAR - IT IS THE COMBINATION OF LIVING IN AN APARTMENT IN JAPAN AND VOLCANOS.  ALSO, IT IS TRUE THAT CATS LIKE TO EAT CHRISTMAS RIBBON.

AN INTRO FOR MY OWN BORDOM INDUCED NARCISSISM

I THINK THAT OUT OF ALL THE COLORS IN ALL THE WORLD, I HAVE LIKED ORANGE FOR THE LEAST AMOUNT OF TIME DURING MY LIFETIME.  ALSO, I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT AN ALLIGATOR.