QUASI-URGENT CRAP

I'm not rendering right now, but there's some info that I had to get off of my chest before it was too late:

1. Here's a new word for you to enjoy: Honkey-Bomb. I think I created it today...but maybe I didn't, I don't know. I haven't googled it yet.

2. Sodium erythorbate is NOT earthworm. It is an urban legend, unlike the mysterious Melon Heads aka Wobbleheads of West Michigan. Google it, and prepare to change your pants after they fill with fear.

3. Roy Rogers wasn't really a cowboy. He was a shoemaker from Ohio named Leonard. He was a pretty amazing yodeler though.

Now you know, and knowing is....bla bla bla..... Yo Joe!

WHEATIES - IT'S THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

BEFORE THIS LESSON BEGINS, I WOULD HIGHLY SUGGEST THE FOLLOWING MUSICAL TREAT: "CUT THE MULLET" BY WESLEY WILLIS. IT WILL GIVE HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT. AND NOW.....SOME ICELANDIC.......

LESSON 2:

kviðmágur (K'VID MCGRRRRRR)....I THINK.

DIRECT TRANSLATION:

TUMMY-IN-LAW, STOMACH-IN-LAW

WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIEND HAVE SHARED A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER THE SAME PERSON YOU TWO BECOME BELLY-IN-LAWS.

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK OUT CHICAGO.