Friday, November 28, 2008

BUTT-O-METER

LAVA ROCKS MAKE ICELANDERS STRENGTH DOUBLE. IT'S LIKE SPINACH TO A WEREWOLF.

I HAVE DECIDED THIS DAY, THANKSGIVING 2008, THAT IF KILLED BY AN ANIMAL, IT SHOULD BE AN EAGLE.

ALSO, SHARKS PEE INSIDE THEIR BODIES.

2 comments:

Angry Mr. J said...

In what way do lava rocks deliver this effect to the people of Icelandic decent? Do the people eat the rocks? Or perhaps they absorb power just by being near the rocks, like cryptonite to Superman, except good instead of fatal?

And really, why an eagle? I would think the gored by a bull thing would be a little easier to take.

JES said...

I THINK THAT AN EAGLE WOULD YIELD GOOD WILL. ALSO, LAVA ROCKS ONLY NEED TO BE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO AN ICELANDER FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND. IT PUTS THEM INTO A MILD FORM OF "BERZERKER" MODE. INSERT SONG FROM "CLERKS" HERE.