HAPPINESS IS A HORSE NAMED JIMMY

HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT OBAMA SHOULD INCLUDE IN THIS CHANGE THING HE'S BRINGING:

1. THE METRIC SYSTEM
2. MAYBE SOME SNOW IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ON CHRISTMAS DAY
3. HE SHOULD FINISH MY THESIS FOR ME
4. A SECRET NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK
5. A BRAND NEW SUPER CONTINENT THAT NO ONE KNEW ABOUT UNTIL NOW. IT CAN BE CALLED OBAMANIA, SINCE HE'S THE ONE THAT PULLS THE SHEET OFF OF THE CONTINENT DURING THE BIG UNVEILING. IT'S OKAY TOO IF THE SUPER CONTINENT IS JUST JERASSIC PARK ISLAND GIVEN AN EXTREME MAKEOVER, AS LONG AS HE HAS THE T-REX'S ON OUR SIDE. PLUS, DURING THE UNVEILING: "THE FINAL COUNTOWN" BY EUROPE WILL PLAY FIRST.